Friday, June 15, 2007

I can't even...say...there's nothing that describes...Steven harper? Ich komm weider...

The one thing I thought seperated my homeland, Canada, from America was that Canada was more accepting, more tolerant. By this, of course, I mean that we did not find gays, blacks, non-christians, South Asians, Asians, and First Nations intolerable, different, and inferior. Since 9/11, this difference increased greatly.

But who got elected? A tory. A right-wing, pro-corporation, anti-gay and intolerant assface by the name of Stephen Harper.

Gay marriage got banned, he sucked up to Bush and tried to copy every american way, and he silently but obviously supported the Ipperwash incedent. (google "dudley george"). I thought it couldn't get worse.

Now, in America, they have a no-flight list. This list is for anyone who isn't white. Guess what? Canada's no-flight list takes effect on monday, June 18th. Fuck that shit. Fuck ALL that shit. I mean RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU THAT STUPID?!?!?!?!?! A PLANE HIJACKING HAPPENED ONCE AND SO NOW YOU'RE GONNA BAN ALL NON-WHITES FROM FLYING?!?!?!?!?! THAT IS FUCKING STUPID ON SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MANY LEVELS!1!!!!!!!!!one!


Another rant is about Death Note fans. I absolutely love Death Note. But I am tired of people who can speak a little Japanese making their own fansubs for the episodes. They have horrible grammar and call the main characters their names with japanese accents.

They call L Eru.
And they call Ryuk Ryuku.

I was thinking HOLY JEBUS L's name is L not Eru! Why not call Light Yagami Lite-o?!

I predicted the future. People have started Calling Light Raito. RAITO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Another thing I must say is that I wantto be the Croc (c) Hunter. Basically, I will carry two pistols with me at all times and whenever I see someone wearing crocs I will shoot their feet off, hopefully destroying the freaks of nature nibbling at their ankles.


Three things that piss me off in one post because I haven't in FOREVER. I'm done for now.

BAI!

Friday, May 11, 2007

GOD DAMMIT

Christ on a stick.
Here we go again with the goddamn "Popular Athletic Kid Dies/Injured!"-type news stories. For everyone who doesn't live in "the T-dot", I will try to explain what I mean with a link.

http://www.mississauganews.com/mi/topstories/story/3962506p-4575391c.html

Seems innocent and tragic enough. However, I heard on the radio that "This teen was popular, the sense of sadness and anger and loss in the school was tremendous". God damn. A few years back, when almost fucking EVERYBODY in T.O. was crying their asses off about Jane Creba, three south-asian kids were shot there and NOBODY FUCKING KNEW. Jane Creba=white. Three south-asian kids=not. Though the Rugby kid wasn't completly white, hear me out with a new equation. Jane Creba=popular and somehow everyone believed she was the fucking bee's knees. Three South-asian kids=average. Fuck. I bet we're missing loads of information because of this stupid thing. EVERYONE FUCKING KNOWS ABOUT IT, MEDIA! FUCK OFF THE FUCKING STORY AND REPORT ACTUAL NEWS! KEY WORD IS NEW!!!!!!

And of course, the whole thing about "the sense of sadness and anger and loss in the school was tremendous". Also, I heard them say he was a "real guy's guy". Good. No offense to his family, but we could do without a few of those buttholes.

The reason the "sense of sadness" and all that bullshit was so huge was because a few popular kids at the top of the school popularity chain who were his friends were all w33py because of it, and the dumbshit puppy-dogs who follow them figured they had to be too if they wanted to be popular. And from there it went all the way down the chain until the very bottom, where there were the actual nice people who somehow couldn't climb the social ladder and were bullied by this so-called "guy's guy". These people would've been afraid to speak out against this bullshit and say "Hey, well, that guy was a dipshit, he probably provoked it" or something, and so the teachers eat up all these lies and say "Awwww...the kids are so" FUCKING "caring".

Fuck that. Fuck that shit. Don't agree with me? I don't fucking care. This just pisses me the hell off.

Thursday, May 10, 2007

"Ein Mensch Brennt"...I fucking wish

Fuck.
Know what I hate?
Dumbshits.
More specifically, dumbshits who drive while talking on cell phones.
Less generally, dumshits who don't revoke the drivers liscences of the previous dumbshits.
I don't mind that someone wants to find out about a boring relationship going on between your best-friend's fiance's brother's best-friend's uncle and someone else you've never met. Hell, that's none of my damn business. I respect their right to privacy. Only thing is, most of the time, a baby turned 3 weeks and 2 days old at the exact moment I'm trying to cross the street (on a green light) while some dumbshit can't calm down and realize it's not that important. I'm sure they will (by which I mean might) later look back and realize how stupid they've been over a baby that isn't theirs, nor any relation to them. In the meantime, I must run across the road and still have to dive the last 3 metres because they can't fucking wait to know.
Even factually, these dumbshits don't get it. Since cell phones have become horribly, horrendously popular and more specifically existent, car accidents have grown in the same adjectives.
Fuck.
If you're one of them, listen to me. It's not just me being sore about this. It's millions of intelligent people who fucking can't stand it anymore as well. So get the fuck off your cellphones, and get the fuck off the road. As the semi-famous internet ranter Mr. Red once said,
"I really wish the rumors were true and you would get tumors from prolonged cell phone use, Lord knows you people fucking deserve it."
Angrily yours,
Watsonica

Tuesday, May 8, 2007

"Alright class...I like to start things off...with a test!"

Hey every freak who managed to find this page, or my friends.

Before I begin, some things.

Basically, this is just a blog. My blog. I don't want any of that pressure that I have to post intelligent opinions about news stories or recent events. That's just too much. Mostly, this will just be random rants. I can't beleive how old that sounds, but it's true.

I don't want to sound cliched, but I don't want to sound cliched. Frankly, I don't like being a copier or follower. I also can't stand the pressure of being a leader. I want to walk side by side with the people I like most. No one in front, no one behind. Everything is new to every one of us.

From my first point, I half take it back. I will post opinions about news stories or recent events. Do not, however, expect them to be at all intelligent. Maybe a little. But do expect them to be very angry. There will be anger in every one of them. Lots.

I am an angry person. Don't like it? Fuck you. Think that I need help? Fuck you. Think I'm too angry? I wholly agree. But fuck you. You can't say that about me.

That's all for now. Rants coming. Not soon. But they're coming.